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Cordelia and Buffy

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Cordelia, Buffy and Willow

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Cordelia, Buffy and Xander

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Cordelia, Buffy, Oz, Willow and Xander

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Cordelia, Buffy, Willow and Xander

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Cordelia and Giles

Cordelia: Well, evil just compounds evil doesn't it. First I'm sentenced to a computer tutorial on Saturday, now I have to read some computer book… There are books on computers? Isn't the point of computers to replace books?
Giles: Cordelia.

Cordelia: And I can take a hint… what's the hint?
Giles: To come back later.
Cordelia: Yeah, when you've visited de-café land.

Cordelia: What are we gonna do?
Giles: I'm leaning toward blind panic myself.

Giles: Is everyone alright?
Cordelia: Super, I kicked a guy.

Cordelia and Oz

Cordelia: Surprise!
Oz: That pretty much sums it up.

Oz: We should figure out what kind of deal this is, I mean is it a gathering, a shin-dig or a
Hoot-nanny.
Cordelia: What's the difference?
Oz:  Well a gathering is, brie,  mellow song stylings. Shin-dig, dip, less mellow song stylings, perhaps a large amount of malt beverage, and Hoot-nanny, a chock full a hoot just a little bit a nanny.

Cordelia and Willow

Cordelia: I really like your outfit.
Willow: No you don't.
Cordelia: No I really don't, but I need a favour.

Cordelia: I need to ask Willow if she'll help me with my science fair project?
Willow: It's a fruit.

Cordelia: And if you get me out of this I swear I'll never be mean to anyone ever again. Unless they really deserve it or if its that time of the month, in which case  I don' think you or anyone else can hold me responsible…
Willow: Ask for some aspirin.

Cordelia: That's so cu… That's not cute, that's annoying, I'm annoyed.
Willow: Right, I'm furious.

Willow: Okay, your name is Cordelia, your not a cat, your in high school and we're your friends, well, sort of.
Cordelia: That's nice Willow, and you went mental when?
Willow: You know us?
Cordelia: Yeah, lucky me.

Willow: That girls on fire!
Cordelia: Enough with the hypervully.

Cordelia and Xander

Cordelia: I know, you were to busy rushing of to die for your beloved Buffy, you'd never die for me.
Xander: No, I might die from you, does that give me any points?

Cordelia: You look so good.
Xander: I let Buffy dress me… Not physically.

Cordelia: Hay, if SunnyDale High School shuts down forever, do we automatically graduate?
Xander: But why? What does he want? Actually that's an interesting point.

Cordelia: Oh God, what have I done, they're never going to speak to me again.
Xander: Oh sure they are, if it helps whenever were around them you and I can fight a lot.
Cordelia: You promise?
Xander: You can pretty much count on it.

Cordelia: Why are terrible things always happening to me?
Xander: *Cou...Karma...gh, cough*

Cordelia: Well, does looking at guns make you wanna have sex?
Xander: I'm 17, looking at linoleum makes me wanna have sex.

Cordelia: This is great, there's an un-killable demon in town, Angels' joined his team, the slayer is a basket case, I say we've hit bottom.
Xander: I have a plan.
Cordelia: Oh no, here's a lower place.

Cordelia: Personal shopper or motivational speaker, neato!
Xander: Motivational speaker, on what? 10 ways to a more annoying you?

Cordelia: You dragged me out of bed for a ride, what am I mass transportation?
Xander: That's what a lot of the guys say, but its just locker room talk, I wouldn't pay it any mind.

Cordelia: Xander, I know you take pride in being the voice of the common wuss, but the truth is, certain people are entitled to special privileges, there called winners, that's the way the world works.
Xander: And what about that nutty, 'all men are created equal' thing?
Cordelia: Propaganda spouted out by the ugly and less deserving.

Xander: We've got to go to that place, that er, that factory, that's where they hold up right? Let's go.
Cordelia: And do what, besides be afraid and die?
Xander: Well nobody's asking you to go Cordelia, if the vampires need grooming tips, we'll give you a call.

Xander: Does anybody else want to marry Miss. Barton?
Cordelia: Get in line.

Xander: What about me, what can I do?
Cordelia: Well, you could go out to the parking lot and practice running like a man.

Xander: Well it was dark, and the thing went through the window so quick and I was a little shocked when I saw it and…
Cordelia: Go ahead, say it, you ran like a woman.
Xander: Hay if you saw this thing you'd run like a woman too.

Xander: Buffy and Faith are in the library getting all sweaty.
Cordelia: There training.
Xander: I stand by my phrase.

Xander: That's it, twelve years of you and I'm snappin' I don't care if you're a girl or not, I'm throw in down, come on.
Cordelia: I've seen you fight, and don't think I can't take you.
Xander: Give me your best shot.

Cordelia, Willow and Xander.

Willow: HAY! We don't have time for this! Are friends are in trouble, now we have to put our heads together and, and get them out of it, and if you two are with me 110% then get the hell out of my library!
Cordelia: We're sorry.
Xander: We'll be good.

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