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Drucilla: Psst. Where going to destroy the world… want to come?

Drucilla and Angel

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Giles.

Giles: Do you like my mask? Isn't it pretty, it raises the dead… Americans.

Giles: I'm going to attack you.

Giles: I appreciate your thoughts on the matter, I… in-fact I, well I encourage you to, to always challenge me when you feel its appropriate, you should never be cowered by authority… Except of course in this instance when I am clearly right and you are clearly wrong.

Giles: Bay-city rollers, now that's music.

Giles: A book! It took one of my books.

Giles: Yes I must admit, I, I… I am intrigued, werewolves, it's one of the classics, I'm sure my books and I are in for a fascinating afternoon.

Giles: Things involving a computer, fill me with a child like terror, now if it was a nice ogre or some such I would be more in my element.

Giles: Well that's the thrill of living on the hell mouth, the veritable cornucopia of fiends, devils and ghouls to engage…….. Well pardon me for finding the glass half full.

Giles: Wonderful, you work on your muscle tone will my brain dribbles out of my ears.

Giles: In every generation there is a chosen one, she alone will stand against the vampires, the demons and the forces of darkness, she is the slayer.

Giles: Just go, get out of my sight.

Giles: Ahh, very good, and the rest is silence.

Giles: You idiot!

Giles: So, your back.

Giles and Jenny

Giles: Alright, I put myself in your hands.
Jenny: Sounds like fun.

Giles: How will I know what to wear?
Jenny: Do you own anything else.

Jenny: I know you feel betrayed.
Giles: Yes, well, that's one of the unpleasant side-effects of betrayal.

Giles and Oz

Giles: What do you want?
Oz: Err, book.

Giles and Willow

Willow: Killer? Now there's a killer? We don't know that there's a…
Giles: No, but with this being SunnyDale and all.
Willow: Gulp!

Giles and Xander

Giles: Xander, if your not doing anything would you like to help me?
Xander: What so there's homework now? When did that happen?

Giles: I suppose there is a sort of machiavellian ingenuity to your transgression.
Xander: I resent that! Or possibly thank you.

Giles: Here comes Buffy, now remember, discretion is the better part of valour.
Xander: You could have just said shh, I dunno, are all you brits such drama queens?

Giles: Your not real.
Xander: Sure I'm real.
Giles: It's a trick, they get inside my head, make me see things I want.
Xander: Then why would they make you see me?

Giles: Maybe Buffy unplugged the phone.
Xander: No, it's a statistical impossibility for a sixteen year old girl to unplug her phone.

Giles: And the full moon seems to bring out our darkest qualities.
Xander: Yet Ironically led to the invention of the moon pie.
Giles: Oh… hehehehe...moon pie haaahehehehe...

Xander: How could you let her go?
Giles: As the soon to be purple area on my jaw will attest, I did not 'let' her go.

Giles, Willow and Xander

Giles: So all the city plans are just… open to the public?
Willow: Um, well… in, in a way, I sort of stumbled on to them, when I accidentally decrypted the  city councils security system.
Xander: Someone's been naughty.

Willow: I mean, why else would she be acting like such a b-i-t-c-h?
Giles: Willow, I think were a little too old to be spelling things out.
Xander: A bitca?

Xander: This was right after Buffys' history teacher started some freaky channelling thing in class.
Giles: Oh, sounds like paranormal phenomena.
Willow: A ghost? Cool.
Xander: Oh, no no no, no cool, this was no wimpy chain-rattler, this was, I'm as dead as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore.

Jenny

Jenny: I mean I'm not running around, wind in my hair the hills are alive with the sound of
music fine, but, I'm coping.

Jenny: Did anyone ever tell you your kind of a sexy fuddy duddy.

Jenny: I just love to see you squirm.

Jenny and Xander

Jenny: Alright guys the first thing were going to do is, Buffy?
Xander: Huh? Did I fall asleep already?

Jenny, Xander and Willow

Willow: Feel the passion.
Xander: Uh-huh.
Jenny: Willow?
Willow: *cough* coughing not speaking.

Jenny: I'm sorry to bring this up but we also have an apocalypse to worry about.
Xander: Do you mind?
Willow: How come she's in the club?
Jenny: Hay!

Jesse

Jesse: You know if you need a shoulder to cry on, your just to nibble on…

Jesse and Xander

Jesse: Is it me, or are you turning into a bibbling idiot?
Xander: No, its not you…

Joyce

Joyce: Good honey, kill him.

Joyce and Snyder

Joyce: I didn't get much of a look, but is there something wrong with there faces…I...?
Snyder: Yes, PCP, it's a gang on PCP!

Joyce and Spike

Joyce: You get the hell away from my daughter!
Spike: Women!

The Master and Evil Willow

Evil Willow: Your pleased?
Master: Ecstatic.
Evil Willow: Then, can I play with the puppy?
Master: Be my guest.


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