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Buffy and Amy.

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Buffy and Angel

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Buffy, Angel and Giles.

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Buffy, Angel and Xander.

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Buffy and Cordelia.

Buffy: So you come to me for help.
Cordelia: Because your always around when all this weird stuff is happening, and I know your very strong and you've got all those weapons I was kinda hoping you were in a gang.

Cordelia: Your really campaigning for bitch of the year aren't you?
Buffy: As defending champion, you nervous?

Cordelia: We do have to test your coolness factor, your from LA so you can skip the written but lets see. Vamp nail polish?
Buffy: Um, over.
Cordelia: So over. James Spader?
Buffy: He needs to call me.
Cordelia: Frapacinos?
Buffy: Trendy, but tasty.
Cordelia: Johns Hesh?
Buffy: The devil.
Cordelia: That was pretty much a gimme but, you passed.
Buffy: Oh goodie.

Cordelia: Why is it every time I go somewhere with you it always ends in violence and terror.
Buffy: Welcome to my life.

Cordelia: But um, you should show.
Buffy: Well I'll try, uh thanks.
Cordelia: Good, so um, I'll see you at gym and you can tell me absolutely everything there is to now about you.
Buffy: Great...oh that sounds like fun!

Buffy and Ethan

Buffy: You sold me that dress for Halloween and nearly got us all killed.
Ethan: But you looked great.

Buffy and Faith

Buffy: How you doin'?
Faith: I'm alright. You know me.
Buffy: Faith we need to talk about what we're going to do.
Faith: There's nothing to talk about, I was doing my job.
Buffy: Being the slayer is not the same as being a killer. Faith please don't shut me out here. Look, sooner or later we are both going to have to deal.
Faith: Wrong.
Buffy: We can help each other.
Faith: I don't need it.
Buffy: Yeah, what's wrong now? Faith you can shut off all the emotions that you want but eventually they are gonna find a body.
Faith: Okay, this is the last time we are gonna this conversation and we are not even having now you understand me.  There is no body, I took it, waded it, and dumped it. The body doesn't exist.
Buffy: Getting rid of the evidence doesn't make the problem go away.
Faith: It does for me.
Buffy: Faith, you don't get it, you killed a man,
Faith: No, you don't get it, I don't care.

Buffy: It's the job, what else can we do?
Faith: Whatever we want, were slayers girlfriend the chosen two, why should we let him take all the fun out of it.
Buffy: Oh that would be tragic, taking the fun out of  slaying, stabbing, beheading.

Faith: Tell me that if you don't get in a good slaying, after a while you just start itching for some vamp to show up so you can give him a good Emm.
Buffy: Again with the grunting, you realise I'm not comfortable with this.

Faith: Nicely diverted B.
Buffy: Diverted? That was me fighting for my life miss attention span.
Faith: This isn't a tupperware party, it's a little hard to plan.
Buffy: Counting to three isn't a plan, its Sesame street.

Faith: Come on, well find a couple of studs, we'll use em and discard em, that's always fun.
Buffy: Okay, I'm in. Not the stud using part though, or probably not.

Buffy and Flute

Buffy: It wasn't that bad.
Flute: You burned down the gym.
Buffy: I did, I really did, but your not seeing the big picture, that gym was full of vampi.. Asbestos.

Buffy and Ford.

Ford: I thought you were just slaying a vampire?
Buffy: What? Whatting a what?

Buffy and Giles

Buffy: Like vampires.
Giles: Like zombies, werewolves, incubi, sucubi, everything you've every dreaded was under your bed but told yourself couldn't be by the light of day. There all real.

Buffy: Giles your scaring me.
Giles: I'm sorry.
Buffy: Don't be sorry, be Giles.

Buffy: You just say Hay, I got a thing, you maybe have a thing maybe we could have a thing.
Giles: Thank you Cyrino.

Buffy: Your still not going up against the master.
Giles: Well I've made up my mind.
Buffy: So have I.
Giles: I made up mine first, I'm older and wiser than j..j..just do what your told for once. Alright?

*Smash*
Buffy: I'm gone.
Giles: Thank you.

Buffy: It's just like the more I know the more confused I get.
Giles: I believe that's called growing up.
Buffy: I'd like to stop then okay.

Buffy: I told one lie, I had one drink.
Giles: Yes, and you were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake.

Buffy: You see this is a school, and we have students and they check out books and then they learn things.
Giles: I was beginning to suspect that was a myth.

Buffy: Ow!
Giles: Sorry.
Buffy: Why do I put up with this?
Giles: Because it is your destiny, and because I just bought twenty cocoriffic candy bars.
Buffy: Okay, your just doing this to take funny pictures of me.

Giles: Must we have this noise during your calisthenics.
Buffy: Its not noise, its music.
Giles: I know music, music has notes, this is noise.
Buffy: I'm aerobicizing, I must have the beat.

Giles: That was a bit...um, British wasn't it.
Buffy: Welcome to the new world.

Giles: Grave-robbing? That's new, interesting.
Buffy: I know you meant to say gross and disturbing.
Giles: Yes yes yes of-course, must put a stop to it.

Giles: Just don't be late.
Buffy: Have I ever let you down.
Giles: Do you want me to answer that or shall I just glare?

Giles: You mean life?
Buffy: Yeah, does it get easy?
Giles: What do you want me to say?
Buffy: Lie to me.
Giles: Yes, it's terribly simple, the good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats and eh, we always defeat them and save the day. No-one ever dies and everybody lives happily ever after.
Buffy: Liar.

Giles: They came after me, but I was more than a match for them.
Buffy: Meaning?
Giles: I hid.

Giles: Can I help you?
Buffy: I was looking for some, well, books, I'm new.
Giles: Miss. Summers?
Buffy: Good call, guess I'm the only new kid huh?

Giles: I'll bring the weaponry.
Buffy: I'll bring the party mix.

Giles: OW!
Buffy: Uh, sorry!
Giles: Alright, bloody priceless.

Giles: You'd be amazed at how numbingly pompous and long winded some of these watchers could were.
Buffy: Colour me stunned.

Giles: Many times the spirit is plagued by all manner of worldly troubles, being dead it has no way to make its peace. So it lashes out, growing ever more confused, every more angry.
Buffy: So it's a normal teenager, only, dead.


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