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Angel and Drucilla

Drucilla: Angel.
Angel: Yeah baby, I'm back.

Angel and Jenny.

Jenny: This is not Angel anymore, are you?
Angel: Wrong, I am Angel, at last.

Angel and Spike.

Angel: Dear Buffy, hmm, I'm still trying to decide the best way to send my regards.
Spike: Why don't you rip her lungs out, might make an impression?
Angel: Lacks poetry.
Spike: Doesn't have to, what rhymes with lungs?

Spike: No more of this I've gotta a soul crap?
Angel: What can I say hmm, I was going through a phase.

Spike: You've really got a yen to hurt this girl haven't you.
Angel: She made me feel like a human being, that's not the kind of thing you just forgive.

Angel and Willow.

Angel: I guess I need help.
Willow: Help, you mean like on homework, no, cause your old and you already know stuff.

Willow: I'm not supposed to have boys in my room.
Angel: I promise to behave myself.
Willow: Okay, good!

Angel and Xander.

Angel: Vampires.
Xander: Ohh, we usually call them the nasty pointy bitey ones.

Angel: Something's happened that... Willows dead. Hay Willow, wait a second.
Xander: We're right there with you buddy.

Xander: Yeah, I'm gonna have to go with dead-boy on this one.
Angel: Could you not call me that.

Xander: You were looking at my neck.
Angel: What?
Xander: You were checking out my neck I saw that.
Angel: No I wasn't
Xander: Just keep your distance pal.
Angel: I wasn't looking at your neck.
Xander: I told you to eat before we left.

Angel, Buffy and Giles.

Buffy: So that's it huh, I remember the drill. One slayer dies the next ones called, wonder who she is. Will you train her, or will they send someone else.
Giles: Buffy.
Buffy: Does it say how it will kill me, think it'll hurt. Don't touch me. You weren't gonna tell me.
Giles: I was hoping I wouldn't have to that there was some way around it.
Buffy: I've got away around it. I quit.
Angel: It's not that simple
Buffy: I'm making that simple, I quit, I resign, I'm fired, you can find someone else to stop the master from taking over.
Giles: I'm not sure anybody else can. The signs indicate...
Buffy: Signs? Read me the signs, tell me my fortune, your so useful sitting here with all your books. Your really a lot of help.
Giles: No I don't suppose I am.
Angel: I know this is hard.
Buffy: What do you about this, your never gonna die.
Angel: You think I want anything to happen to you, do you think I could stand it. We just got to figure out a way…
Buffy: I already did, I quit remember, pay attention.
Giles: Buffy, if the master rises.
Buffy: I don't care. I don't care. Giles I'm 16 years old, I don't wanna die

Angel, Buffy and Xander

Buffy: Angel.
Angel: Xander.
Xander: Angel.

Xander: Angel, Angel, Angel, does every conversation we have have to come around to that freak?
Angel: Buffy.
Buffy: Angel.
Xander: Xander.

Angel, Druicilla and Spike

Spike: You might want to let up… they say, once you've drawn blood, you've exfoliated.
Angel: What do you know about it? I'm the one who was freakin' violated.
Drucilla: What was it? A demon.
Angel: Love!
Drucilla: Poor Angel.


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