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Angel and Buffy sounds.

Angel: I knew this was gonna' happen.
Buffy: What? What do you think is happening.
Angel: Your 16 years old, I'm 241.
Buffy: I've done the math.
Angel: You don't know what your doing you don't know what you want.
Buffy: No, I think I do, I want out of this conversation.
Angel: Listen, if we date, you and I both know one thing is going to lead to another.
Buffy: One thing already has lead to another, don't you think it's a little to be reading me a warning label.
Angel: I'm just trying to protect you, this could get out of control.
Buffy: Isn't that the way its supposed to be. Huh.
Angel: This isn't some fairy-tale, when I kiss you, you don't wake up from a deep sleep and live
happily ever after.
Buffy: No, when you kiss me I wanna die.

Angel: Um, am I gonna see you this weekend, you uh, you probably have plans.
Buffy: Right, birthday, um, actually I do have a thing.
Angel: Oh, thing, date?
Buffy: Nice attempt at casual. Actually I do have a date, older man, very handsome, likes it when I call him daddy.
Angel: Your farther. It is your farther right?
Buffy: He's takin' me to the ice show. It should be big fun.

Angel: Well, I've had a demon inside of me for a couple of hundred years, just waiting for a good fight.
Buffy: Winner and still champion.

Angel: By the way I really like the dress.
Buffy: Yeah Yeah, a big hit with everyone.

Angel: Do you love me?
Buffy: What?
Angel: Do you?
Buffy: I love you.

Angel: You look fine.
Buffy: Your sweet, a terrible liar, but sweet.

Angel: That's everything huh, no weapons, no friends, no hope, take all that away and what's left?
Buffy: Me.

Buffy: This is nice, I like seeing you first thing in the morning.
Angel: It's bed time for me.
Buffy: Well I like seeing you at bed-time, umm, um, you know what I mean.

Buffy: Blood?
Angel: I can smell it.

Angel: What are you saying, you wanna date?
Buffy: No.
Angel: You don't wanna date.
Buffy: Who said date, I never said date.
Angel: Right, you just wanna have coffee or something.
Buffy: Coffee?

Buffy: How did you know about this?
Angel: It's delivery day, everybody knows about this.

Buffy: You read my dairy. That is not okay a diary like a persons most
private place, you don't even know what I was writing about. Hunk can mean a lot of things, bad things, and, and when I said when your eyes were penetrating I meant to write bulging.
Angel: Buffy.
Buffy:  And A doesn't even stand for Angel for that matter it stands for Asmet a charming foreign exchange student so that whole fantasy part has nothing to even do with you at all.
Angel: Your mother moved your diary when she came in to straighten up I watch her from the closet, I didn't even read it I swear.

Buffy: Oh God.
Angel: Buffy.
Buffy: What we doing, what are you doing?
Angel: I don't know.
Buffy: Shame on you, Oh God.

Buffy: Who are you?
Angel: Let's just say I'm a friend.
Buffy: Yeah, well maybe I don't wanna friend.
Angel: I didn't say I was yours.

Buffy: I know you're there. I know what you are.
Angel: Do you, I'm just an animal right.
Buffy: Your not an animal, animals I like.
Angel: Let's get it done.

Buffy: I wish we could be regular kids.
Angel: I'll never be a kid.
Buffy: Okay then, a regular kid and her cradle robbing creature of the night boyfriend.

Buffy: Hi, I'm...
Angel: Late.
Buffy: Rough day at the office.

Buffy: Better hurry before somebody figures out what we're doing.
Angel: What are we doing?
Buffy: Training, and almost kissing. Sorry, just old habit, bad, bad old habit to be broken.
Angel: It's hard.
Buffy: It's not hard, cold turkey, it's the key according, you think they make a patch for this.

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