Disclaimer: Amy, Angel, Buffy, Cordelia, Giles, Joyce, Oz, Xander and Willow all belong to Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy. No copyright infringement intended.


Oz

Oz: Urrr, arm!

Oz: Looks dead… smells dead, yet, its moving around, that's interesting.

Oz: Sometimes when I'm sitting in class, you know, I'm not thinking about class, cause that would never happen, I think about kissing you, and its like everything stops, its like, its like, freeze frame, Willow kissage.

Oz: I'll see you then, later.

Oz: This cheerleading trophy, it like its eyes follow you around the room… I like it.

Oz: To the casual observer, it would appear that your trying to make your friend Xander jealous, or even the score, or something, and that's on the empty side, see in my fantasy, when I'm kissing you, your kissing me, its okay, I can wait.

Oz: A werewolf in love.

Oz and Willow

Oz: Willow we'll talk about this tomorrow.
Willow: No, Damnit! We'll talk about this now!

Oz: I'm going through some... changes.
Willow: Well welcome to the world. Things happen, don't you think I'm going through a lot.
Oz: Not like me.
Willow: Oh what? So now your special, your special boy, with chains and stuff… why do you have chains and stuff?

Oz: So, do you guys steal weapons from the army a lot.
Willow: Well, we don't have cable so we have to make are own fun.

Willow: I'm sorry about how all this ended up, with me shooting you and all.
Oz: It's okay, I'm sorry I almost ate you.

Willow: Hi.
Oz: Oh, that's what I was gonna say.

Willow: I like you, your nice, and your funny, and you don't smoke and yeah, okay you're a
werewolf, that's not all the time, I mean, three days out of the month I'm not much fun to be around either.
Oz: You are quiet the human.

Willow: There gonna announce the queen, where are they, what's keeping them?
Oz: I'm gonna go with mud wrestling.

Willow: I'd still if you'd still.
Oz: I'd still, I'd very still.
Willow: Okay. No biting though.
Oz: Agreed.

Willow: I had this whole thing worked out, and I had it written down, but then it didn't make any sense when I was reading it back.
Oz: Willow, this is not a very good time.
Willow: I mean what am I supposed to think? First you buy me popcorn, and then your all glad that I didn't get bit, and you put the tag back in my shirt.

Oz and Xander

Oz: That kinda hurt.
Xander: Kinda! What was that for?
Oz: I was on the phone all night listening to Willow cry about you, now I don't know exactly what happened but I was left with a very strong urge to… hit you.

Oz, Xander and Willow

Xander: Yep, vampires are real… lot of 'em live in SunnyDale, Willow will fill you in.
Willow: I know its hard to accept at first.
Oz: Actually it explains a lot.

Snyder

Snyder: One day the campus is completely bare, empty, the next, there are children everywhere, like locusts.

Spike

Spike: Someone's in the ceiling.

Spike: Slayer! Here kitty kitty.

Ted, Willow and Xander

Willow: I like my new 9 gig hard drive.
Ted: But you don't love it because with out the DMA up-grade your computer's only half a rocket ship.
Willow: Yeah, but who can afford the up-grades?
Ted: Well you can, I get the demos for free I don't see why I shouldn't give 'em to you for the same price, any friends of Buffy's.
Willow: huhueeuhuheeu.
Ted: What?
Xander: That's the sound see makes when speechless with geeker joy.

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