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Buffy.

Buffy: Add it up it all spells duh.

Buffy: Hello? Is anybody here? Uh, anybody's here.

Buffy: I think anyone who cuts dead girls into little pieces does not get the benefit of any doubt.

Buffy: Uh, sorry to interrupt Willow but it's the bat signal.

Buffy: I'll be back in a minute.

Buffy: If the apocalypse comes, beep me.

Buffy: Go, try experience this thing called fun. I'll try not to have a crisis.

Buffy: Darn, I really wanted to hit him till he bled.

Buffy: Okay, first of all, what's with the outfit, live in the now okay, you look like
debarge.

Buffy: I can study and party and do parent-teacher night and make my mother proud as long as I don't have to…
Giles: Buffy.
Buffy: Fight vampires.

Buffy: And don't do that!

Buffy: And the only hope you have of surviving this is to get out of this pit right now and My God could you have a dorkier out-fit?

Buffy: I hate it when they drown me.

Buffy: Egads.

Buffy: Fine, that's okay, I can't put it off any longer, I have to meet my terrible fate.
Giles: What!?!
Buffy: Biology.

Buffy: Guess what, I feel better. *blam*

Buffy: Yeah, yeah, fun at Willow's you know she's a fun machine.

Buffy: I'm way off my game, my games left the country, it's in Kornavaka.

Buffy: Game-over.

Buffy: Sisters of Oberjay, race of female demons, fierce warriors, celebrate victory in battle by eating their foes. They couldn't just pour gatorade on each other.

Buffy: Look, I know you guys think its just a big dumb girly-thing but it's not. A lot of those skaters are Olympic medal winners and every year my dad buys me  coton-candy and one of those souvenir programs that has all the pictures and okay it's a big dumb girly-thing but I love it.

Buffy: Don't say anything incredible interesting while I'm gone.

Buffy: Oh Great!

Buffy: Hi honey. I'm home.

Buffy: Well I've got a news-flash for you brain-trust. That's not how it works. You die and a demon sets up shop in your old house and it walks and it talks and it remembers your life but its not you.

Buffy: I think I speak for everyone here when I say huh?

Buffy: I'm rash and impulsive it's a flaw.

Buffy: I want to be a macho-man macho, oh hay juice. Mmm quality juice not from
concentrate.

Buffy: I'm gonna kill you. Will that blow the whole Karma thing.

Buffy: I'm gonna kill them all.

Buffy: They will kill everybody in this room. Nobody goes out nobody comes in until I say so, do you hear me?

Buffy: Thank you kind sir.

Buffy: Um, I gotta book, I'll see you guys later.

Buffy: I'm the slayer I need to know these things you can't keep me in the dark any longer, look at me when I talk to you.

Buffy: There's one thing I really didn't factor into all this. You're a thundering looney.

Buffy: Lucky you.

Buffy: Hay Pat! *bam* made ya look.

Buffy: What the hell. I'm tired of being mature.

Buffy: Miss me?

Buffy: I moped over you of months, sitting in my room listening to that divinal song I touch myself, over course I had no idea what it was about.

Buffy: You wont tell anyone I'm the slayer and, I wont tell anyone you're a moron.

Buffy: Cordelia, your mouth is open, sound is coming from it, this is never good.

Buffy: Well, I don't even like chocolate. Okay that was the lamest come back of all time.

Buffy: No, no those weren't vampires those were just guys in thunder need of a facial or maybe they had rabies it could have been rabies and that guy turning into dust, just a trick of light. That's  exactly what I said the first time I saw a vampire, well, after I was done with the screaming part.

Buffy: We saved the world, I saw we party.

Buffy: Don't worry, its nothing personal.

Buffy: You need a personality stat!

Buffy: Giles care, I'm putting my life on the line battling the un-dead, look I broke a nail okay, I'm wearing a press-on.

Buffy: Oh no you don't, you can't just turn and walk away from me like that. It takes more than that to get rid of me.

Buffy: Thank you for the offer, but, I think I just want to get back to my normal routine you know, school, slaying, kids stuff.

Buffy: I'll tell you something though, there are a lot scarier things than you, and I'm one of them.

Buffy: What was I thinking, my god, shame, shame, I gotta go.

Buffy: Willow, do we have to be in total share mode?

Buffy: Don't be late, sheesh.

Buffy: Okay, we got 10 maybe 12 bad guys and one big demon in desperate need of a stair
master.

Buffy: Was he a studly?

Buffy: Giles? Who counts tardiness as like the 8th deadly sin.

Buffy: Come on we fight monsters this is what we do. They show up, they scares us I bet 'em up and they go away.

Buffy: I realise that this is gonna sound funny coming from that spends a lot of time kicking your face but, but, you can trust me.

Buffy: Unbelievable.

Buffy: You're a vampire. Oh, I'm sorry, is that an offensive term, should I say un-dead
American.

Buffy: What, uhh, excuse me I meant WHAT?

Buffy: Are you craze. You don't just sneak up on people in a grave yard you make noise when you walk, you stomp, or yodel.

Buffy: Here's something you forgot about to… sunrise.
Luke: Agghh. Aggghhh.
Buffy: Its in about nine hours moron.

Buffy: Your not like other boys at all.
Xander: Well…
Buffy: You are totally and completely one of the girls.

Buffy: The least you could do is exhibit some casual interest. You could go hm.
Giles: Hm.

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